nva:

don’t you dare tell me what to do
insecurity, rebellion, mixed in the view-
finder’s keepers
i found me
i’ll keep her
far from you

-nv



when will my life’s bass drop

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guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude


baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Can we please legalize these adorable fluffs in California like right now?

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illumihottykyle:

I’m good at this game

illumihottykyle:

I’m good at this game

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Okay, so I have two temporary cards now, because I left my ID in my dorm, so I went to go get a temp card, and then I subsequently left that card in my dorm so I had to get another! Should I go for a third?





garbageflower:

team rocket throw some mad shade

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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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