what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
It scares me to think that when I’m 40
this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.
and i’m going to be like
i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.