don’t you dare tell me what to do
insecurity, rebellion, mixed in the view-
i found me
i’ll keep her
far from you
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Well fuck you guys
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
- me: (thinks something mean)
- me: dont be fucking rude
Okay, so I have two temporary cards now, because I left my ID in my dorm, so I went to go get a temp card, and then I subsequently left that card in my dorm so I had to get another! Should I go for a third?